Nonna is announcing her retirement from my blog.
Before you all start crying…I informed her that she was not permitted to retire.
Here is her reasoning why: I don want people to laugh anymore. I want everyone to cry.
Nonna: Because I am too busy to be funny.
Me: Nonna, its so natural.
Nonna: I have better things to do.
Me: Like what?
Nonna: My sewing. You laundry.
Me: Nonna, I will do my own laundry.
Nonna: I wan people to take me serious.
Me: People do take you serious.
Nonna: No its not.People laugh on me.
Me: Well you do funny things.
Nonna: Tell me what it is funny?
Me: Well its funny that you just made a years supply of broccoli rabe for no reason.
Nonna: I got the rabe and I makin it for you to eatin. Whats so wrong?
Me: Well, nothing really I guess. You also say funny things.
Nonna: Well you gonna take serious what I say.
Me: I take it very seriously, Its just funny.
Nonna: Okay. But, now you gonna write about somebody else not me.
Me: Who should I write about.
Nonna: Your father.
Nonna: Your sisters.
Me: No, they are crazy.
Me: I already write about Him on my blog.
Me: I write about you and Him.
Nonna: That is the best compliment on my life.
Me: That wasn’t a compliment.
Nonna: You bitch. I no talk to you anymore then you gonna have nothing to talk about.