The Following Conversation took place “real time” beginning at 9:00 pm EST:
Nonna: You cousin is on.
Me: I know.
Nonna: What is that state on the union address?
Me: It is a speech the president gives ever year about what is going on in the country and what he hopes to do this year.
Nonna: Ok ok.
Nonna: I think I have an idea. I think you should write to Michelle.
Nonna: Say, hey first-a lady, I am a young lawyer and I need a job and can you give me some advice. You think she write back to you?
Me: Maybe. But doubtful.
Nonna: If she write on back you I never gonna make fun on her clothes again. Maybe she give you a job?
Me: Probably not Non.
Nonna: You and michelle you run the country.
Me: In J-Crew.
Nonna: No, I no like J-Crew, too expense.
Me: Ok in JC Penney
Nonna: I think the vice president no want to get up…these people stand to much. It’s nice exercise!
(side note: Nonna proceeds to stand up and sit down every time Congress does for the next ten minutes).
(Minute 47: Nonna fell asleep.)
Nonna: Obama come on, I need to go home.
Me: You are home…
Nonna: No I need to go dream about Jesus
Nonna: Well, I hope he givin me a raise on my social security next year.