Today, after Nonna cursed Colorado during the Phils game, I asked Nonna the following:
Me: Nonna, when you curse on people are you cursing them? Or is Jesus?
Nonna: Don you know…Jesus is a good guy.
Me: No I know, but you always say Jesus is gonna curse on you.
Nonna: No, Jesus is beautiful. He told me today “Maria you is beautiful.”
Me: Oh really?
Nonna: Oh yes, he tellin me everyday “you do beautiful…”
Nonna: You gonna go to Church.
Nonna: No you gonna listen to me. When you tellin me “I go see my friend.” or “I goin to work” You gonna say “I goin to Church.” Its a sacrifice and it no cost you no money. You go drinkin and drugs and no church.
Me: I don’t do drugs.
Nonna: I don have no idea what you do or don do. I know you don go to Church every Sunday. You gonna go to teach your children.
Me: Ok I will make a better effort.
Nonna: Jesus knows when you go. You gonna love Jesus and Mary and the Saints and everyone. You gonna say, help me friends.
Nonna: Don you know there is an angel and a devil on you. Today you was the devil.
Nonna: You was the devil. You was nasty today.
Me: How was I nasty?
Nonna: You didnt speak to me for two hours.
Me: I was doing work…
Nonna: You supposed to say Nonna I love you every ten minutes when you home.
Me: Nonna I love you.
Nonna: Too late, you is the devil. I curse on you. I CURSE ON YOU. Not Jesus.
Well…anyone want to attend my exorcism?